A Letter To Bryce Papenbrook

Dear Bryce Papenbrook,

Only someone who has been living under a rock has never heard your *god awful* voice acting or know who you are.

Seriously, you've had more voice acting roles (especially in anime) than I can shake Kirito's Elucidator at (and maybe even the Dark Repulser too). You've voiced the main characters of some of the most well-known (relatively main-stream) anime: Sword Art Online as Kirito and Attack on Titan as Eren Yeager. Really, you need to stop voice acting. I think its nice how you've achieved such success in the anime industry, but your skills are lackluster at the very best.

Like, are you even trying to even sound decent?

I can tell you it really doesn't seem like you are.

And you're one of those voice actors that, no matter what you do, you can't escape them.

Seriously!

You've voiced in Sailor Moon and, one of my favorite manga of all time, Ajin: The Demi-Human! I really wanted to have a good English dub of a really good manga, but nope!

You've officially ruined one of my most favorite manga-to-anime adaptations!

(Ugh.)

And don't even get me started on Miraculous: The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir !

You just had to go and ruin that one, too!

I switched from watching the English dub to the French dub not even five minutes after I started watching the very first episode of the very first season. Your voice really hurts my ears.

Anyway, Imma just hop off my little soapbox right about now so I can move on with my life. I just thought that it was impertinent that I share with you how much I thoroughly despise your voice acting.

Sincerely,

Brittany Kessler